i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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