ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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