did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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