Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Couch. On fire.
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