I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
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