Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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