You're so nebulous sometimes
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize