I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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