so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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