you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
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i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
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Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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