Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
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He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
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I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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