i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
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hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
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Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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