just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
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Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
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I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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