i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Im part way to drunk.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Randomize
