talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
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wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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