Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
This house was built for laser tag.
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How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
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My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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