I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
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I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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