No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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