We need to rekindle our bromance
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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