i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
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They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
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I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
YAS. BRING CRAB.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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