What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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