Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
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I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
That accounts for only three of the penises
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
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