So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Success! We fucked roommates!
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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