If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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