Quick, to the slutcave!
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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