you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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