The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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