if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I need to stop coming to work sober
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
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Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
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Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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