Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Randomize
