Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
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and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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