it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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