is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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