Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
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It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
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What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
40s are totally the cure
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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