my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
The power of my boobs compel you
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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