Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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