god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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