so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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