Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I think I am morally bankrupt
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Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
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Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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