Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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