Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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