I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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