We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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