we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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