Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
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Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
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Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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