Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
false alarm. still invincible.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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