what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
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I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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