This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
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5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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