are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Randomize
