I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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