i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
