in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
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i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
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I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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