I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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