she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
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I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
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I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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