my mouth tastes like poor choices
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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