You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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