I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
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Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
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How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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