I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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