Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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