Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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